Pennies from heaven

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INA CLI * We have told you that inflation was a fact and not some figment of our writers' * imeginations. Wall, it's not only hitting the Red Weekly but is elawing its way r * up to the portals of heaven as well. * past the check-out and miraculously deposited it in the shopping of Canon Wrigh Last week divine intervantion spirited a joint of pork off the shelf, ghosted it who is a big shot at Coventry Cathedral.

The good canon displaying little faith in Christian miracles, put it all down to The moral of this story is if the ecclesiastical orders ane driven so spare by infla tion that they lose their memory, what effect can you imagine inflation has on the heathens who produce your paper?

The nas veekir aistoutor nas even ortered to take noly orders it some simila * miracle will pay all our outstanding bills. Reluctantly conceding that she has no * direct line to heaven, she admits the only hope is for you our readers to rush in the * maximum financial donations. Send to Red Weekiy. 182 Pantonville Road. Lor But up to now they feel they have been led up A national strike is needed. The TUC must set a date.

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TENKINS NO DEPORT.